All you need to know about me:

  • Name: Paul Goldthing
  • Occupation: Brexit Superman Reporter
  • Mission: Telling the truth and exposing traitors
  • Political Party: Britain Furst
  • Ideology: Alt-Right Manospherian – MGTOW
  • Constituency: All of the UK
  • Family: 1 Sex Doll and 7 Baby Dolls
  • Age: Same as Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill
  • Favourite Book: Mein Kampf
  • Favourite Movie: Hitler Speeches
  • Best Friend: Nigel Myarse
  • Worst Enemies: Jezza C and Resa M

If you don’t like me, go have coitus with yourself, I will not entertain copulating traitors.